criminal case

there are no words. they didn´t have them. I hauled my body into town after hours of editorial work just to find the damn boots that I could have just snapped that easily like three weeks ago are sold out.
I mean, getting a cappuccino at balzac´s and browsing the shops with a friend isn´t exactly what you call exhausting but still I feel a kind of deep disappointment that even champagne and my friend going nuts and shamelessly slipping in her mobile number to strangers couldn´t heal. I halfheartedly bought another pair of boots just because I need a pair of flats while running around town.
but my heart belongs to the perfect hole pattern leather boot whitney is wearing.
which as I think about it is crystal clear she stole it. she has her own reality show and all, she doesn´t need my boots.
so, please help: if you see this girl, whitney port running around NY in MY tan leather boots with a lovely hole pattern detail, just rip the shoes off her feet and send them towards germany!
or if you know where those shoes are still available, tell me and whit can keep hers, for god´s sake.